Things that go 'buzz' in the night

OK so it's an unoriginal way to start, but this was a popular story (back in the olden days of yesterday or the day before) but due to popular demand this story starts..... here

I only found this story out because someone rang work looking for lost property.

Then proceeded to go burko at me for not ringing him to say 'hey you twat you left your unnatractive jacket in the room you vacated an hour ago."

I asked the porter to look for said jacket.... to no avail.

Duty manager asked if I was worried about it... to which I replied 'hell no, but I'd much rather someone rang in to collect the vibrator that got left behind in November.... I've been waiting for MONTHS for that thing to be collected" (even tho 90% of crud left behind is left behind).

Then 'K' the duty manager dropped a great story..... which goes like this...

Some cheapskate guy wanted to impress his girlfriend, (this takes place before my time, in the time of crap front desk peoples, but never mind that) and he wanted to put food and stuff up in the room... so they let him.... but he didn't come back/register as expected. Hotel was busy, his room was sold on.... the people who took it rang down to ask 'wtf is food doing up here' like good (disorganised wanker type) people apparently the food was whipped outta the room.

Mr Impressive rocks up some time later... checks into (another) room.... comes down to reception with most quizzical confused face.... "where's the food"

"Well sir you didn't register by 6pm so your room was sold and the food is out the back in the kitchen... would you like it brought up to this room"

Mr Impressive: (blushing) "Well no, that's not the big deal... the worry is more... who's in that room... coz I brought a gift for my girlfriend and it's still up there...... it's a vibrator."

oh dear....

We've sold the room... to a family of 3... and there's a new vibe snuggled between the mattress and the base.... don't know about you but that's PLATINUM stuff (too good to be gold).

Poor K has to find a reason to get into this room... feel around under the bed... and sneak out a (new and yes packaged still) vibrator.... without the guests knowing wtf is going on...

She stumbles upstairs, red faced and carrying towels on the pretence they needed fresh ones....

And dammit was rewarded with a room with no guests (the buggers had gone out)

but ohhhhhhhhh what a rush.

Gotta love hotels!!!