Updates on hookery trust fund ex-men type people

OK, so today we got a comment from a guest... he'd been getting phone calls from somewhere random, most likely another room, from someone with either a very very deep female voice, or a male voice (with just a dash of femininity)... asking him "are you a dirty man? Can i come to your room for a few hours and we can be dirty together?" and such things.

I'd blame the lil asian hooker on the 5th floor, but she's pretty much feminine through and through and has never pulled a stunt like that in the month or so (in total) that she's floated round the hotel.

Which leaves LilKitty and her throaty voice...
and with it the succinct possibility that she's canvassing for business.

On the bright side.. I think she/he/it picked a good target. Single guy, travelling alone, slightly questionable poonciness... almost a safe bet!!

Stay tuned for more stories (coz god knows the one's tonight would bore your clothes off)