Sunday blotch (blog/bitch)

Definition of Bad Form:

by Dopey the part time receptionist.
Friday: Hi, I'm too pathetic and sick to work
Saturday: At work drinking for 4 hours....
can you spell fuckwit (she is now known as the furry left testicle (depicted below)
Other thoughts for the day:
I worked with real estate boys and girls for over seven years, never (apart from the urge to belt Bryan Bracken in the head with a rock) have I felt the violent urge like I did today to attack and maul (violently) the guy who came in to the hotel today (we're selling off the hotel rooms, don't let me starting ranting about that) , but he starts using my name like he's my best friend and I've spent less than 90 seconds being (barely) civil to the fucker. Do NOT use my name in vain. Never mind the fact it means fucking nothing to no one it's MY name, fuck off. (snarl, spit, hiss)

I bought the most adorable biatch boots last night, but I'm too pissed (I poured my own knock off drink) and too lazy to take a picture tonight, so bite me and suffer in your own indignation.


Freud Inventory Test Results

Oral (dependence) 50%
Anal (self control) 26%
Phallic (sensuality) 70%
Latency (learning) 63%
Genital (productivity) 63%

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.

Latency: you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.

Freuds theorized that there are 5 stages of psychological development. At the oral stage the main issue is dependency, at the anal stage the main issue is self control, at the phallic stage the main issue is sexual identity, at the latency stage it's skill development, and at the genital stage its creativity and productivity.

Freud theorized that psychological problems are related to problems during one or more of these stages. For example, being too cared for or too neglected causes someone to be orally fixated, too much or too little control causes someone to be anally fixated, insufficient parental role modeling causes phallic fixation.

An orally fixated person is either irrationally dependent (expects what they want to just appear) or irrationally independent (always refuses help).

An anally fixated person is either irrationally self controlled and servile to authority or has no self control and is compulsively defiant of authority.

A phallicly fixated person is either a sexual compulsive (sexually innappropriate/promiscuous) or sexually repressed.

Freud did not classify any latent fixation but I think it is as plausible as those at the other stages. I speculate that people that like to learn and acquire knowledge without any purpose or people that are compulsively non curious represent both dysfunctional ends of the latency spectrum.

The genital stage is the final Freudian developmental stage and according to Freud people don't all succeed at this. Freud believed the ideal for human happiness is to be happy in love and work, problems in one or the other cause unhappiness.

Like any personality system, Freud's developmental levels are just a theory, so, be speculative about your results.

Bah, you make up your own mind, I like making up other peoples minds.

Does that say I'm an anal loving hooker what the hell???????

Forgotten the other (insipid yet important) things I had to say and it's approaching 4am.

Night y'all