Modem go Crunch

Taa to all for comments, would answer them but trying to sneak this one in while at work.

Skaed had an oops.

Jumped up in the study to answer the phone. Boot + Modem+ Wall=no internet for me at the moment. They crunch into tiny pieces.

You'll be glad to know I haven't killed any random animals, or people, have been mainly sober and going to gym/eating properly (yeah yeah piss boring I know).

Know I had something hilarious to tell but will settle for:

• Met Mr Hardman today (a guest.....god the things I wanted to say.... could NOT keep a straight face)
• SexBomb has proven she's a drunken skank (multiple drunken forgotten phone calls last night, forgotten wallet, trying to vomit in bins on the way to work, you name it, she probably did it and is denying it)
• there's something I can't remember... maybe that was in a Vodka fuddled brain cell that popped....

Anyhoo, that's why I'm very shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cop ya when I get the patience to reconfig the old modem (takes a few vodkas, I don't have a few vodkas to spare, saving them for when SkankBomb hits town next Sat night)