Randomness

Work has been oh so quiet.

No-one has misbehaved, done anything remotely stupid (apart from Dopey's left testicle attack), no hookers in sight, no dodgy behaviour, nothing amusing.

It gives me time to have thoughts like this:

• Why don't I like to wear socks that match. They can be the same style, and can be similar in design or colour, but matching is so boring?
• My car stereo - if I have the volume on any odd numbers it sounds utterly wrong.
• Why are the only songs that get stuck in my head the ones I just can't bear (or sometimes a song I like but with odd lyrics)?
• What IS my dog's obsession with shoes, socks, underwear (unwashed of course)? It just can't be good for his health.
• As for his other obsession (other peoples empty tins and boxes)... I understand the dog food, cat food, human food containers he likes to bring home after he takes himself for walks... but the laundry detergent box really did confuse me.

I guess I should just be glad it's Friday (yes I'm aware it's Monday, but remember this is a shift worker talking, it's Friday for me coz my weekend begins at 23:30 tonight!!). Which reminds me, should go make a quick suck up call to the uncle in possession of the 'shack' I want to cool my heels at tomorrow night.

I choose to post my new bitch boots.... here

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