Alive! (barely)
No, I'm not dead, just feel slightly zombie like.
Some scumbag got a cold, and very kindly donated it to me. It in turn attacked my throat (tonsilitis/pharyngitis) so now I have the scotch & cigarettes voice (which has progressed from the drag queen/barely there voice) and a smokers cough (which is unnappreciated).
Anywaysssssss I've been having weird dreams... again.
Yesterdays epic involved:
Some scumbag got a cold, and very kindly donated it to me. It in turn attacked my throat (tonsilitis/pharyngitis) so now I have the scotch & cigarettes voice (which has progressed from the drag queen/barely there voice) and a smokers cough (which is unnappreciated).
Anywaysssssss I've been having weird dreams... again.
Yesterdays epic involved:
- a party
- a houseboat
- a water front house
- a mixture of friends (and random crackheads I'm sure)
- dying someones hair into peacock feather patterns using kids acrylic paints (red, blue and yellow)
- mixing cocktails and bleach simultaneously
- an escaped lizard in the next yard that looked like a cross between a thigh high dinosaur and an avocado (even had a creamy green mouth) (NB should have mashed him into guacamole goodness dammit)
- unsurprisingly not long after that it stopped making sense (like yeah, that made sense in the first place) but there was a spa involved
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